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| Well that's just fine! Another volunteer introduced to Big Church via the Two's and Three's department. | As we enter this football season, let me make one thing perfectly clear. Jesus would never use the 'West Coast' offense against a 4-3-4 defense! | I think God knows how you really feel, don't you?! | Pastor Harmon always enjoyed a good practice session before Sunday Service. | ||
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| I was just fine until you stood up in service and testified that golf was one of your spiritual gifts. | (No caption) | Big Church just couldn't seem to keep teachers with their new Interactive Sunday School format. | The church board would like to report that we are still just a bit short of our fund raising goal for new sanctuary lighting. | ||
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| That concludes my presentation on time-tested, sure-fired statements that will stunt church growth. Any questions? | How did your Sunday School class do with the collage? | We know...nobody wields a pitchfork like you Lance. But quite frankly we're getting a bit concerned. After all, the play's been over for three weeks, and we need to get the suit back to the rental shop. | I'll take two choruses, three hymns, one prayer... and one sermon hold the conviction please. | ||
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| Dad says if it wasn't for your sermons, he'd never get any sleep. | I had prepared a fiery sermon entitled Apathy in the church, ...but to be totally honest,.. I just don't care anymore. | The first reported case of Mad Cow Disease. | Pastor, we appreciate your efforts in fund raising, however, renting the baptismal pool out as a 'Holy Hot Tub' during the week is just not acceptable. | ||
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| What I really need is a translation that won't leave me feeling guilty, convicted or in need of making some kind of decision. | Definition of ministry...? | I can't help it...I seem to always have this obsessive urge to follow. | Chef school or no chef school...I've told to a hundred times. We are serving Communion, not brunch! | ||
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| I was just fine with the concept of sharing my faith until Pastor said we actually had to talk to people. | That can't be right! I distinctly heard you say Gold, Frankincense and Fur!!! | What's up with great parking spot?...Pastor on vacation? | |||
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